From Bangkok to Tokyo, from LA to NYC, and from London to Istanbul, it is now worldwide knowledge :
Minnow is a Tech Retard
She didn't edit her Google profile (to remove her real name) before sending out her invitation to many of you, and guess what, it took away the fun of anonymity, even if it's self-deceiving. So now she needs to switch to Damage Control:
1. Demand a refund from business school. It was supposed to have whipped Minnow into a "renaissance girl" able to excel in both the real and cyber world.
2. Sue the hospital in HK where Minnow was born, for the docs and nurses must have caused her the brain damage that led to her oversight.
3. Call the lawyers at 1-800-Accident in NYC and sue/blackmail Google, gain notoriety, and write a best-selling memoir "How Tech Retard failed the Google Challenge" to cash out.
4. Cry a river and call in sick tomorrow to get an extra day off.
Minnow welcomes your suggestions for any other lucrative damage control strategies.
3 comments:
You did not reveal your name in the invitation to me, but I guessed who you are just the same.
And amazingly, techretard.com is available! I checked.
Great suggestion. My retardation will be immortalized by that domain name.
Ken, that is a fetching photo!
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